First, I typed up the name of anyone who commented with the correct answer, which was alliteration. Congratulations; you're all geniuses!
Next, I assigned each candidate a seldom-used font, because it's Christmas and Christmas is about caring. I put Desiree's name in Wingdings which made me laugh hysterically.
Then, I printed them out. To preserve my identity and ensure no bias, I forced my sweet mother to stop whatever she was doing and cut the names into strips. Look at her pretty bathrobe!
After that, I put all the names into a tin that held a fruitcake once upon a time.
Then, to keep things interesting, I cut up a piece of bread.
I attached the names to the bread using clothespins.
And laid them out on our patio in a semicircle, giggling while doing so.
I selected another impartial judge and told her, "WAIT."
Then I said, "Go get it!" She pounced.
Congratulations, Andrea! I hope you like Starbucks and drinks that cost less than $10!
Judge #2 says, "Thanks for playing! This was the best game ever!"