19 Things That Happen When You’re a Teacher

Wednesday, February 11, 2015


1) Your hairstyle begins to follow this continuum:


2) You buy things and have them shipped to the school so you don’t have to lug them from your house.

3) You can easily spot the difference between someone reading a book in their lap and texting. Nobody smiles at their lap.

4) You find yourself going into Teacher Mode outside of school. Or at least wanting to. For instance, I spoke to quite possibly the rudest pharmacist in the history of rude pharmacists on Tuesday morning, and I was very, very close to issuing her a lunch detention.

5) Your classroom becomes more and more like a separate apartment. My students joke that I live at school, since I have a microwave, mini fridge/freezer, Keurig, a couch, lamps, pillows, blankets, and cleaning supplies. It’s one of those jokes that is both funny and sad.

6) You are able to have extremely enthusiastic conversations about microwaveable meals, discounts, and shoes with no heels.

7) You do your grocery shopping before school now at the grocery store near your school. And you run into other teachers there.

8) People say you’re patient, but you know that really you’re almost completely desensitized to the frustration of nobody listening to you or doing anything you ask.

9) The people who work the cell phone, skin care, and makeup kiosks at the mall don’t even bother approaching you because you have perfected Teacher Walk, a gait whose velocity and solemnity is exceeded only by military marching.

10) Being able to fix the copier gives you a profound sense of purpose.

11) Not being able to fix the copier makes you want to rear back and kick it, no matter who's watching.

12) You dread Valentine’s Day and Halloween. And if either of them falls on a Friday, GOD HELP US ALL.

13) Stress makes you hallucinate. Like when I saw a dumpster rising above the school rooftop to be emptied and I thought it was a dinosaur, or when I saw this whatever-it-is in the faculty parking lot and for weeks thought it was a dead baby squid.

14) You find yourself using bad words outside of school way more than you normally would just because you can.

15) You don't realize until you get weird looks from strangers in public that you: 
  • Are still wearing a macaroni necklace/ tie-dye faculty t-shirt/binder clip in your hair that you were using in place of a hair tie
  • Have stray pen marks covering your forearms, making you resemble an overzealous kindergartner
  • Have one or more articles of clothing on backward


16) You’ve gone to more sports games, concerts, competitions, and shows than anyone you know this year. FOR FREE.

17) You can have an angry parent eating out of the palm of your hand in less than fifteen minutes. Or you can have an angry parent continue to hate you and be emotionally unaffected, both of which are admirable.


18)You find texts on your phone in the morning that people sent you at 9:14 PM. You were probably well into REM by then.

19) You start wondering what the adults you know were like when they were the ages of your current students. And sometimes it scares you.

I drew the picture for number 1 on the back of a worksheet that I am returning to a student tomorrow.

I'm not crossing it out.

I feel fine about it.

Love,

Teach

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  2. Oh, there is just so much truth in this.

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  3. When will I get to the point where I am happy like you? Where you exude love for the profession? Because right now, I'm so overwhelmed and unhappy. I thought things got better in your 2nd year?

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    1. Halfway through your third year. People always say your first year is the hardest. Liars. Halfway through your third year a switch flips inside your brain and you realize you actually are the boss of these little goblins and it's no longer your first rodeo. (It's also when you start talking like that last sentence there- and that never goes away.)

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    2. If you teach the same subject/grade for 3 years, you will feel comfortable with what you are doing then you can focus on the interesting people we call students. The interaction with them as people and learners is what makes teaching a pleasure. Then you can teach anything to anyone and enjoy it. Cindy

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    3. There is no formula for this. I'm in my fifth year and I am still struggling with the stress. But I do feel my experiences so far have helped me to feel less lost and drowning. Here is what I'm learning: NO ONE can do everything they're telling us to do. Pick the things that matter most and put them at the top of your list. Trust yourself as a teacher...develop relationships with the kids because that will tell you how to teach them, more than any test or method they push on you. Accept that you'll make mistakes, and learn from them. Your second year only lightens that a little. It's a gradual process that never really ends. Time gives you perspective, and it takes more than two years for that to happen. Also, I don't know what your faith story is, but during our moment of silence each morning, I now utter only one prayer: Lord help me to see them as you see them, and help me to love them as you love them. I look right at them as I'm saying these things in my head.

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    4. sad to say that it appears that currently we have a LOT of unhappy teachers out there. I've been teaching for 19 years, never know it so hard, so pressured, never worked these hours and I really can't imagine doing this for another decade let alone until I'm 67.

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    5. Eh, the second year was an improvement, but still difficult. I'm in the middle of my third year right now and I can attest to Jennifer's comment above. Just the other day I had a few interactions where I thought to myself, "This is why I teach!" There is tons of research out there that says the burnout rate is highest in the first five years; taken in some ways, there's not much encouragement in that statistic, but I always take it as a reminder that it's normal to hit those rough patches in the first few years. Hang in there!

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    6. Teaching and managing a classroom is a very complex and challenging situation. It does get better as you learn to let the children guide you not by letting go of structure and discipline, but by paying attention to what they need to succeed. And you must get plenty of rest and balance out your life as much as possible. Do things you love on the weekends. Know that your work is making a difference, a HUGE difference in the lives of your students. Be patient with yourself. It takes time to be a competent teacher. Take one step at a time and get support from fellow teachers. Good luck and bless you.

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    7. I feel the same as last Anonymous, not sure I can take much more of the systems demands. Been teaching for 12 yrs. and it seems to only be getting worst. My first 10 years were a breeze now that I think about it. Sigh.

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    8. All I can say is hang in there. Been teaching for over 20 years now (yikes) and have been through God knows how many curriculum changes, administrative changes, parental and societal changes....but I still love it! Yes, it is hard and demanding and some days takes every ounce of fortitude and determination that you have but to be an integral part of the lives of the children you teach it is worth it. I agree with all the commenters above...1. .Take some time for yourself (don't worry, those papers you did not manage to grade will NOT disintegrate) 2. Get a support "team", a group of colleagues where you can vent, cry, question, and share with..you need that outlet to have a sounding board and a "compass" to get you back on track 3. Create a "home" environment for your students with rules, consequences and structure..many children are shuffling between homes or living in places you can't even begin to imagine and can not even be classified as a safe environment, they are looking to YOU to be that one stable place and space in their life. They need that stability that they lack (though they will fight it tooth and nail....keep at it,it WILL pay off) 4. Keep a notebook...nothing formal just someplace you can scrawl frustrations or achievements to review, remember, and reassess and finally 5. Love..yep, the song is right all you need is love to remind you of the amazing changes you can make in the lives of your students. I met a few of my ex students on line and the comments I got about the things they remembered really warmed my heart. Hang in there, it is worth it!

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    9. I am halfway through my first year. I have 30 grade twos and I love it more than anything. I know not everyone is going to feel this way, but I honestly think if you are not happy then you may want to consider a different profession. Students can tell that you are not happy.

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    10. sha - That was perfectly stated. I have been teaching for 31 years and I still love it. I embrace the children and try to teach them as much as I can each day. I do what the higher ups tell me to do; I just don't let it take over me or my classroom. Always remember "why" you went into education and work very hard to make that happen. You will find joy in education - I did.

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    11. I agree with "if you are not happy then you may want to consider a different profession," but if this is your true calling balance is the key. I have been teaching for 15 years and I've loved it from day one and I still love it. I also agree that you don't want to let what the higher up tell you to do take over you, your lunch break or your classroom. Prioritize everything and work hard at what really matters to you and your students. It really does get better with balance and support. Hang in there.

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    12. As a former teacher, I feel your pain. I loved those kids and had a passion for the subject that I taught (tech ed) and enjoyed instilling that passion in the students. However, a former teacher is what I am. The lack of respect that teachers must endure from everyone (parents, society, students) and the lack of student accountability was heartbreaking. I loved teaching, but I had anxiety attacks from fear over how I would afford to raise my family and keep a roof over our heads - on the low salary and numerous consecutive years with no pay raises. All while having to spend way too much of my own money to operate my classroom. I admire teachers and have the utmost respect for them. I will always be a huge teacher advocate! Hopefully, things will get better for you. If not, try a job on the outside. You will be pleasantly pleased by how well everyone treats you and respects your abilities. By how civil everyone is in your workplace. And by many other priviledges that teachers probably don't even realize are available in other professions. Can you say, "Over Time Pay?" Reviews that are based on how well you actually do your job, and not by a couple of snapshot observations! If you don't like it on the outside, you can always go back to teaching. Especially since such a large percentage of teachers are leaving the profession, while not as many college students are choosing teaching as a profession. Teaching is the hardest and most demanding job ever. Anyone who doesn't think so needs to teach for a year. They will quickly change their tune.

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  4. You are a hoot Becky. Clint is a lucky Man!

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  5. What was the thing in the parking lot? I am so intrigued.

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    1. A means of birth control.

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    2. That's exactly why I'm leaving the profession. It's no longer teaching, it has become a war and babysitting zone. In the words of Tina Turner "what's love got to do with it"? I've got to love myself and my family first. For those of you who remain, I wish you much success.

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  6. Are you joking? I PRAY for Halloween to fall on a Friday. It's the day after holidays that's the worst.

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    1. Seriously!! I agree. The day after Halloween should ALWAYS be a "holiday" or a staff development day or something where there are NO KIDS.

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    2. Exactly! Friday parties are the best!!

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    3. Why is that? Can someone explain the valentine's day / halloween one to this non-teacher?

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    4. I teach high school so I love it when holidays fall on school days, particularly April Fools so I can torture the children. Oh I loves me a good April Fools joke!

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  7. #20 You carry a red pen with you to correct mistakes on signs, posters, newspapers, etc.

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  8. Several of these things happened to me this week, including (but not limited to) a text from my best friend at 9:18 pm that I didn't see until 5:30 the next morning. My first thought was: she knows better than this, doesn't she?

    Couldn't love this list more.

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    1. I totally agree with "She knows better than this" my family and friends are like oh I can't call her its after 8:00 PM and sometimes I'm still up til 10:00 PM just in my own space.

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    2. I have been teaching for 15 years now and I was once a first year teacher who was AWESOME and still is very awesome on some days. First year teachers with a love and passion for the profession of teaching students have so much more to offer with their new approaches to old concepts. Teachers with 5 or more years of experience with the love and passion of teaching are valuable in what they offer to students as well.

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  9. 35 years teaching and 13 years retirement - and I still treat rude adults like my 7th graders!

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  10. That time I went to my "girly" doctor after school and he asked "are you feeling like a princess today?" and I say "WHAT?" Then he points to my shirt and I look down only to realize that I'm still wearing the large Snow White sticker that one of my students gave me that day.

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  11. Love the part about the texts. What about getting texts from friends who teach at 5:15 am and thinking that it's perfectly normal?? It's all good - I love my job, and feel honored and blessed to be a middle school teacher!

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  12. 20. Every kid (or adult depending on how long you've been at it) on the street outside of work starts to look like an ex-student, a student who goes to the school you teach, or one of your student's older/younger siblings.

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  13. I have a few teachers who made a big impression on me that lasted over 40 years. You will never know what you mean to those kids. The unexpected praise, the interest you show, these all mean more than you will ever know. Because we don't tell you. Because we think you must know it.

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  14. Every time they drive me nuts I just think about what I would do instead and realize I already do it. Having coworkers to support you and a supportive principal make a huge difference too. (13 years and counting)

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  15. This is my 43rd year in grades 8-12. It's sure different in the last couple of years. I'm just glad I only teach an elective now, as I am not sure I could be a Core teacher like I used to. I would collapse under the pressure of the demands. And I don't mean from the kids.

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    1. I know really? Right now I'm working as an playground aide for a local pre-k school. When standing with the teachers one day, we got talking about common core....and just at the mere MENTION of the words "Common Core" we all made faces. I'm sure you know the one. ;)

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  16. As hard as the job is I love my students and my co-workers! It is a very stressful job though!!! And as far as I'm concerned all those "holidays," should just be short days, kids are so wired up anyways, can't teach at all!!!

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  17. As a parent I can attest to what is written here by teachers who are in their 1-4 years of teaching. It took two children in elementary school before I learned that I would NEVER allow another child of mine to be taught by anyone with less than 5-6 years experience. Sorry teachers, but my child is too young and I'm too old (and inexperienced with todays way of learning) to do your job well. And apparently you realize that you have the same problem. It's not your fault, but it makes it hard on everyone involved--child, parent, and teacher--to go into a classroom for conferences and only hear negative comments about the student and not have anyone knowing how to correct the problems brought on by modern teaching methods!

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    1. You are making an assumption here that is unfair. Some teachers right out of college are phenomenal. Some who have been teaching a long time are not. There are many other criteria besides years of experience to consider when selecting a teacher, if indeed you have the right to actually select.

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    2. I totally agree! My daughter had a first-year teacher in kindergarten, and she was wonderful. My son had a first-year teacher in second grade, and she was phenomenal! I was a teacher for 30 years, and I loved it when I could go and volunteer in their classes just to watch them work their magic. These were fine young women who had a gift for their profession, and I am grateful that they were a part of my children's educational experience. At ages 22 and 19 now, my son and daughter still talk about Miss Bosela and Miss Mendez and how much they loved them!

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    3. Agreed. While no one erected a monument to me in the parking lot (the NERVE) I was 29 years old when I was a first year teacher, and for the most part I was pretty good. My parents loved me, my kids mostly loved me and what they didn't love was due to me not being as lenient as the previous teacher. (Darn me for making them do things like LEARN and WORK. Curse my teacherly ways!)

      Some teachers are good out of the shoot and get better with time. Some never do. Some struggle and get better. Some peak after a few years and burn out. I think I (personally) have gotten better with time, but I don't think I was a poor teacher to start with. I've just honed in some areas that needed honing, and I've become better and writing my own curriculum and working with students on IEPs. Part of that is because I have more kids on IEPs now, though.

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  18. I recently started subbing and had to cover a Valentine's Day on Friday in the 5th grade. It was awful. I thought it was me! Maybe not...;)

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    1. Not you!! I've been subbing for awhile...those types of days are crazy as a sub even with the BEST of classes! :)

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    2. did that on Halloween with dual Spanish-English (I don't speak much Spanish) 4th graders...AWFUL. Just AWFUL. I had Valentine's Day Friday as a playground aide for a local pre-k school. Feel your pain...

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  19. hahaha #4! I actually shook my finger at Wendy, the manager of my father's retirement home, and told her she needed to "think again" (about an issue), and come up with a more fair solution! I also told her that I was prepared to speak at a resident's meeting, or call an emergency board meeting if she couldn't find a better way to resolve the issue herself. I had at least 2 solutions myself, which would satisfy me - and wisely, she picked one. I've been retired for 7 years. This stuff doesn't leave you. Teachers are fearless!

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  20. I have definitely mistaken dumpster trucks as dinosaurs before. Something about the noise sounds like a dinosaur call and the way it moves looks like a brontosaurus raising its head.

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  21. I am working on a memoir: If I Survived Thirty Years of Teaching, So Can You: Three Decades of Missteps, Mishaps, and Murderers. I hope it gives hope to beginning teachers.

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  22. I am in my 40th year teaching junior high and high school math. Some days it is a love/hate relationship. The kids are fine: It's the "other stuff."

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    1. Exactly! I am in my 37th year teaching at the elementary level. The kids are great. It's the workload and what we are required to fill our school days with that is so hard to take. The obsession with testing; the endless, redundant data collection and all the additional paperwork that goes with it; teaching to a test that, in my state, is rewritten every year and always includes vague, misleading, just plain poor questions, and is so unfair to so many students in so many ways; a teacher evaluation system that requires--every 3 years--about the same amount of time and effort, above and beyond the normal killer workload, as completing a 3-credit graduate course; changes in lesson plan requirements so that teachers are now expected to write a 9-part lesson plan for EVERY lesson taught; AND a significant decrease in planning time because we are now required to spend 2 full hours of our planning time each week attending meetings instead--one hour in a CLT meeting and one hour in a grade level team meeting. I have high expectations for myself as a teacher, and I am so tired of spending ridiculous amounts of time attending meetings and doing paperwork that have nothing to do with making my students' experience in the classroom the best it can be. I work in an initiative-obsessed school district and work in a school where the principal jumps on every new "educational" bandwagon that comes down the road. For every new initiative that is thrown at us, we ask the same question: What can we "take off our plates" so we can add these new tasks to our workload? Nothing is ever taken away, but tasks are added every year. It is frustrating to know that so much of what we are doing in the classroom is NOT what is best for students; and, in order to complete all of the tasks that make up our workload, most teachers are working 10-11 hours on school days and bringing home another 5-6 hours of work on weekends. If I was putting in that kind of time in an educational program that I thought was phenomenal, that would be one thing. But the sad truth is that most of those hours aren't spent planning and preparing for great instruction. We are now spending more time making sure the lesson plans have all their components than working on having effectively prepared instruction. Public education has lost its way. Let's hope that pendulum starts to swing in another direction soon.

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  23. Two words: Full moon.
    Anyone else know or dread when those happen? Or is it just my colleagues and I? It's often a joke among us.

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    1. You are right. There is a reason they call it "lunacy". After 46 years of teaching high school (still doing it), the full moon definitely has an effect. Besides, being in an all girls school, where one-quarter of the population has PMS at any time.

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  24. Friday, Halloween, dress down day on a rainy day schedule. My worst nightmare.

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  27. Thanks for the words of wisdom and insight.

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  28. So the more difficult of a hair style, the more time you spend teaching? That seems a little backwards, right?

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  29. I'm in my fourth year. I love teaching. Sometimes, days are really hard, not because of the lessons or students, but because of external factors (copy machine breaking, parents being parents, administration forgetting what it's like to be a teacher and scheduling meeting after meeting after meeting, finding time to pee, etc). With 182 8th grade students, here's what I think to myself everyday - "someone will learn something today." whether it's a life lesson, or a CCSS. Someone will certainly learn something.

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  30. All. of. This. I just stumbled across your blog this morning, but I love it. I'm sorry to hear you are leaving, but I totally get it. Just last night at a social event, feeling completely exhausted and with no desire to socialize I wondered if there was just something wrong with me or if other teachers feel this way at the end of the day. It's great to know I'm not alone. :)

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  31. There is SO much yes in this. Also,
    -Constantly having purple on the side of your hand from white board markers
    -Getting WAY too excited about free stuff on teachers pay teachers.
    The struggle is so real.

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